Your Dad Gave Birth To Me

Blue Is a Communication Color

Holy Grail of Handjobs

Freakout In A Sea Of Animal Friends

Lovemake-A-Thon

Yeah, It's Cheese

The Monk Who Stole My Seat

I Don't Like Me On 24

The Dongle Situation

The Cookie Directive

Two-Faced Cat

What Are We Laughing At?

I Have Cherry Blossoms On My Back

Freshness Is Outclassing

Scratching At Camels

That Moment You Realize Your Dad Was A Dude

Resort Pizza

My Mom Meditates Her Ass Off

Africans Tend To Be Fruitier

Nuts About Philosophy

I Have To Delete A Person

Spandex Is A System

Shagging This Bird in Vietnam

We Probably Hated The Same People

No One Hired You Ti Be A Douchebag

So About Those Chicken Wings

Coke In The Loo

This Moment is Moist 

Bam Is Now

The Ballad of Polly Amory

So Many Sandwiches Later

I Ate Heart

Hectic Trees

That's Not Jeffrey Char

Tokyo song titles (thus far)

In an effort to overshare, here are the Song Titles I've collected so far in the 2 months I've been in Japan. I shall be adding more, with searing regularity:

Every Moment Is a Payoff

Weak Fish

My Third Wet Dream

I Woke Up And I Thought Motherfucker

My Poor Syllabus

My Neighbor Was A DJ

Man, It's So Hard To Find A Good Udder

That's a Very Dark Cowbreast

Miso Beach

Managing Project Manager

In The Meantime, I Got A Hotdog

I Like Iron Man and Trance

The Definitive Study of Knobs

Table For Two

He Really Shit The Bed On That One

Put It In A Frying Pan and Give It a Little Toss

Give Way Glenda

Declining Models

That's A Beautiful Octopus

Slave In An Owl Cafe

Don’t Be Like Europe

Submitting Yogurt

The May Disease

Mr. Aoyama

Bowing At White People